The one and only celebrates her 33rd birthday today and in honor of the big day, I created a post that if timed correctly, should take you exactly 33 minutes to get through.

No, I joke, but seriously, there’s a bunch of Britney in one post and I just want you all to soak it in and give thanks for the birth of this immaculate being, enjoy!

Can you believe this Queen has been slaying since the young age of 16…

 …she went from a girl to not yet a woman to a woman, all in front of our very eyes…

…from the iconic moments…

… to the random Britney being Britney moments…

…and even the “strong Britney” moments…

… through it all, she’s still the only one who can keep me up until 3AM to write a blog post.

Yesterday’s Queen, today’s Queen, tomorrow’s Queen. Happy Birthday, Britney!

MEGAMIX

10 minutes of non-stop Spearituality anyone? This incredible fan-made megamix was created by Sweet JJP,

EXCLUSIVE SLOW MOTION CLIPS

See your fave, embrace your fave, for your fave bouncing on stage in slow motion still slays all the lessers.

I love slow motion, so when I caught Britney in Vegas on November 1, I had to put my iPhone 6’s slow motion capabilities to the test. Make sure you watch in 1080p and full screen that shit!

Finally, God bless Jamie and Lynn for doing the you know what back in 1981.

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