Are we surprised? Nicki Minaj’s video for the Sir Mix A Lot sampling “Anaconda” has a whole lot of ass-shakin’ and cheek-clappin’. Duh. Obvious. However, I’m not gonna sugarcoat it, there’s waaaaaay more booty than I could have ever prepared for.

Seeing as how I’ve already taken the deep plunge, let me guide you through “Anaconda” and properly prepare you for the fant-ASS-tic visual.

The least of your worries:

Things are going good:

And  you’re all like, “Yaaas, Nicki! You look so good!”:

And then it quickly escalates from this:

To This:

To this:

But then Drake shows up:

And by the time it’s over:

Then it hits you:

Well, I think you’re ready now. Enjoy the ASStacular video for “Anacandoa” below.

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