In response to Joel Stein’s article in TIME magazine(February 15 Issue) we thought it only appropriate to say if Heidi were to invite all 658 of us over for dinner and a performance we wouldn’t refuse and we’d totally LIVE blog it! In fact, we might even consider each pressuring one of our friends into purchasing the album—thus doubling her sales. In all honesty we took a liking to the CHORUS of about 2 of her songs, we say chorus because when the verses hit, we’re not interested! So we wont “rain on [her] parade.” completely (FYI for anyone outside our close knit club of 658 members, Rain On My Parade is a song on her album. So yes, that was a pun.)

Heidi, here is your chance to double your album sales and get some more press (we’ve got some contacts at E! too)! Were waiting for our invitation! Here is your chance to become a POP STAR (with record sales totaling over 1,000)! We’ll send our contact info with a signed by your most loyal fans copy of TIME magazine to your manager, Spencer Pratt. We expect to be hearing from you soon!

XOXO

Club Superficial